You've expected this since we were kids, but it's finally happening. We are actually, for-real getting married! Join us at scenic Kill Kare State Park, carefully chosen for its amazing 270-degree lake view and for having by far the nicest bathrooms of any Vermont State Park we checked.

Come! Behold our fancy outfits! Hear us read some vows we're definitely going to write sometime soon! See the beauty of Vermont in springtime! Run from our lovely geese! Feel the freezing wind off Lake Champlain! Hang out in a big tent! Eat very good chicken! Reconnect with some old friends maybe! Dance to 2000s music if you want to! Play some cornhole if you don't, we guess? Perhaps if you are very lucky, meet TV Simulator in the flesh...

This will be a casual event. A brief ceremony, then music and food. We look forward to seeing you there.